I’m still going to blog about reading and writing, but I’m going to do that on my new blog The South Writes. The South Writes, is going to be an online, southern literary journal. If it takes off and the submissions keep coming, I hope to make print versions available at least once a year and eventually quarterly. The site is not fully up and running, yet, but will be soon. When it is I’ll be looking for southern literature of any type: mystery, romance, noir, comedy, drama, teen, whatever. I will have an editorial section where I talk about writing, publishing, and more. I would also like to have a monthly book review section. Stay tuned here, and I’ll let you know when everything is setup.

I’m also starting up another blog about all things Mac, Linux, BSD, Unix, and other technology that interests me. It will be a culmination of knowledge I’ve gained, problems I’ve trouble shot, tutorials, and interesting tech.

For those of you who are still subscribed, thanks for being loyal, and I promise to post more often now that life isn’t so hectic. In the comments, please let me know what you think of the new agenda and/or what you think of the goals for the new blogs.

~~ Jerry W. Stewart

What I’m not going to do:

• I’m not going to give you a play-by-play account of my life.

This isn’t a diary or journal to record the events of my life. If I ever feel compelled to create blog like that (and you happen to be interested), I’ll let you know about it here. I doubt I ever will, so I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you. You never know, though. I may at some point find it useful to have such a thing to keep track of my life, but at this point and time, I don’t.

• I have no intention of incorporating gimmicks into this site.

I’ll be happy with whatever readership I can acquire. I don’t mind who reads, but I prefer readers interested in what I have to write rather than in what I can offer in the form of promotions. If you like the blog, then spread the word. If you want to support the blog then click one of the Amazon links and buy something or donate via PayPal.

• I will not turn this into a site primarily devoted to book reviews.

I may write some reviews on books that I find particularly riveting, but I’m not going to make it a habit. If I find a book that deals with some of the topics I’m going to focus on or one that you may not find in the wild or one that stands so far above the rest that I can’t stop myself from talking about it, then I may feel compelled to write about it.

What I am going to do:

• I’m going to write a lot

I know you’ve heard this before, but I have resolved to write everyday. I might as well create new blog entries while I’m at it. I’m not promising new ones everyday, but I am shooting for at least once a week.

• I will post tons of experimental pieces that I’m currently writing.

I’m still in the process of finding my style, genre preferences, voice, and other aspects that make a person a writer. I’m not a professional, yet. Someday, I hope to be published somewhere other than an anthology of poetry (my only publishing credit to date).

• I will rant.

Since this is my space to write things that are on my mind, I will most likely have things to rant about. Most of them will be minor infractions—mere idiosyncrasies—that are pet peeves to me. You may disagree. Feel free to do so in the comments, but please keep the hate out. Constructive criticism is welcome, but malice will be deleted.

• I may tell you what’s going on in my life.

I know this sounds like a contradiction to my previous statement about not writing about my life, but I don’t mean that I will tell you every little detail of my boring days. I will, however, tell you about the exciting things happening in my life. Most will be about writing.

This is the beginning of a new era for this blog. I hope my loyal readership will approve of the new changes and that consistent posting will bring more readers.

Thanks for reading,

–Jerry W. Stewart

I’m not sure exactly what I had going on in the past. Most of my attempts to create anything reoccurring where half-hearted at best, so I’m not going to make any promises to revive those. If I look back and find something worth reviving I may do so, but for now, I don’t have any plans to. All the changes and fresh starts in my life has inspired my to give this blog a (mostly) fresh start, as well.

I’m sure you are all dying to know what changes I’m talking about, and I promise I will tell you all about them in the coming posts. For now, I’m out of time, so check back tomorrow to see what changes I’ve made. Until then, I would love to hear about the exciting things that have happened to you in your life, so post them in the comments.

~~ Jerry W. Stewart

All joking aside, I really do thank everyone for the Birthday wishes. It has truly been a reminder to me just how blessed and how loved I am. I’ve gotten well-wishes from family, friends, co-workers, and even one of my favorite authors (Rachel Caine) via Twitter. (By the way, Rachel and I share the same birthday. How cool is that?)

My daughters called me this morning from their mother’s house to sing the Happy Birthday Song to me over the phone, and they called a local radio station to wish me a happy birthday over the radio waves. My Facebook page is piling up with “Happy Birthdays”, and my phone hasn’t stopped dinging all morning. Holly, my beautiful wife, got me 3 books by Noah Lukeman. They are all excellent books about the writing process. If you’re interested check them out at Amazon:

• The First Five Pages: A Writer’s Guide to Staying Out of the Rejection Pile
• A Dash of Style: The Art and Mastery of Punctuation
• The Plot Thickens: 8 Ways to Bring Fiction to Life

I can’t wait to get them in the mail either today or tomorrow, but enough about books…at least in this post. This post is for everyone who has helped me celebrate the last Birthday of my twenties.  The next one will ring in another decade, and I’m not sure how I feel about that, yet, so let’s make this one count.

My Nanny Linda and Alexis, my youngest daughter, have planned a birthday lunch at one of my favorite restaurants, Fuji’s Japanese Steak. In about an hour I’m going to be sitting down with family and eating some sushi, house fried rice with loads of Yum Yum sauce, and filet mignon. My stomach’s growling just thinking about it.

I’ve also received cards (you know what can usually be found in those cards $$$), from family and friends, too. I don’t want to leave you out when sending my thanks. Some of us are separated by distance, and I hope to see you all soon. Thank you for remembering me, today, and thank you for my gifts.

Thanks again to everyone who has helped make this a birthday to remember

~~ Jerry W. Stewart

We did manage to get out of the house Saturday morning for a Santa errand and to watch my daughters participate in a small town Christmas parade. They were supposed to be riding in the Fire Truck that is behind us in the picture, but it didn’t work out that way.

They didn’t really care. They had a great time, and that’s all that really matters to me. I love to see them smile, and they were doing plenty of that on Saturday morning. I’m glad I could be a part of it.

Tonight Brianna, my oldest, is singing in her school’s Christmas program, so you can guess where I’ll be tonight. I’m looking forward to it almost as much as she is. She’s excited to be involved which makes me excited for her.

All this Christmasy goodness, is stirring the embers of Christmas spirit in me, and I’m finally starting to look forward to it. What have you done so far this Christmas season? Has it been all shopping and chaos or carols and Christmas trees? I hope it’s been treating you as well as it’s been treating me.

Merry Christmas from me and mine,

Jerry Stewart

I’ve learned some things about my style, grammatical methods, sentence techniques, and plot pace, as well as, some of my personal limitations. I’ve learned that I have to sit quietly for a period of time before I ever start tying and think about the scene I’m going to write and how it affects my characters mentally and emotionally. If I don’t, I go the through the motions of writing and look back to find that the spark of life needed to ignite my story and characters went out before it could burn due to a lack of imaginative oxygen. That may seem a little dramatic, but I mean every word. I want my store breath the oxygen of my imagination and catch fire to burn it’s own paths through forest of blank pages. If it doesn’t then I’ll gather my coals that still radiate some heat, throw some new kindling on top, and blow creativity at it until it burns.

Sure. I might eventually find the story if I hack at the keyboard long enough, and sometimes I have to, but it’s usually easier if I get in the mindset of my characters and put myself in their shoes before I type a single word. Most of the time I can read over a few of the passages from my last session and pick right up where I left off in a matter of minutes, but sometimes it takes longer. Sometimes I sit and stare at the screen for a while or let my eyes drift around my office hoping to find an idea somewhere…anywhere. Those times are rare, but they happen.

I fell like I’m starting to ramble on, so I’m going to wrap this one up with some questions. Did you participate in NaNoWriMo 2009? Did you come out a winner or a loser, like me? Either way, what experiences or lessons did the venture leave you with? Please respond in the comments. I’m interested in other people’s writing experiences, and I would love to hear yours.

Until Next Time,

Jerry W. Stewart

The original goal was to write 1,667 words a day to reach the monumental goal of 50,000 in 30 days.  With only 15 days left and 42,800 more words to go, my daily goals have gone up to 2,854 words a day. That’s 1,187 more words per day than my original goal. It’s going to be a rough count to maintain, but I’m determined to get the end of this month with at least 50,000 words.

I lost 7 days worth of writing at the very beginning of this month, because I was traveling for my job. I found out that it was impossible for me to be creative and focused while being so far from my writing lair. Not to mention that I was in California being trained for a very technical aspect of my job. That made things worse by at least ten fold. It’s hard for me to spend 8 hours of my day trying to absorb very technical ideas and then go back to a hotel room and try to get my creative juices flowing again. I know it’s an excuse, but it’s the best I can offer right now.

Now I’m going to get back to my novel and see if I can bolster the word count some more. Good luck to everyone else in their quest for 50,000 words in 30 days. If you would like to share your Nanowrimo experiences up to this point please do so in the comments.

–Jerry W. Stewart

I’ve also been busy teaching my oldest daughter to read and spell words. She’s in first grade this year, and it is crucial for her to learn to read. I feel like the rest of her education hinges on this year and her ability to read by the end of it. This has taken up tons of time, not due to a lack of effort on her part, but rather the words she is required to spell. She gets 16 words a week that range from 4 to 5 letters long. Every Friday she has a spelling test on the words for that week. The words so far have focused on the combination sound of a consonant + r construction (br, cr, dr, fr, gr, pr, and tr). She has some difficulties with some of the combinations, but she is willing and ready to learn. We work hard on her words, and she is making some major improvements. It’s still an everyday thing when I have her.

When I do find time to pursue my own interests, I usually spend it trying to fill my manuscript with words. It might sound easy, but there is a lot involved in writing a novel. It takes some serious determination and an adamant refusal to throw in the towel. I will admit that I’ve been tempted to just give it up and say it wasn’t for me. I can’t do it, though. First of all, I love doing it way too much, and second of all, I want to know if my efforts will ever be good enough to find a publisher. So I’m sorry that my writing time has been spent writing fiction and not blogging. I hope to find a balance in the future.

*drags the thread up from the grave*
Live! Liiiiive!
*lightning bolts*
Okay, now that that drama is out of the way, I’m going to unveil my utter geekdom here, and share the reasons you can’t use parkour as a verb.
As stated, parkour is a noun. However, English turns nouns into verbs all the time. The process is called zero-conversion, zero-derivation (in the case of English), or verbification: when a language changes a word from one part of speech into a verb. For example, in English, "weird" is an adjective, but people often use it as a phrasal verb: "That guy totally weirded me out." Or email: "Send me an e-mail" vs. "E-mail me."
All languages engage in zero-conversion to a degree; English is particularly fond of verbification.
Given this, and English’s propensity towards zero-conversion to verbs, why can’t "parkour" be used as a verb?
Because le parkour is a French noun that has been borrowed from French. French does not zero-convert to verbs as readily as English does (although this is not always the case: verbs like "googliser"=to [look up on] Google, and the like crop up in French often enough. Worth noting is that "Google" itself is a borrowing into French, however it is a weak example as it is a proper noun for a product name, like Coca-Cola or Xerox, and is therefore generally unchanged language to language. Parkour is not a proper noun/brand name.)
All languages borrow from other languages as the need arises. "Need" is generally characterized by the introduction of a cultural element from one speech community to another, for which the receiving speech community has no equivalent. For instance, answer this question: What is the English translation for "burrito"?
In the case of parkour, no equivalent for parkour existed in English speech communities, so the name was imported along with the art form. This bond was further solidified by the application of "freerunning" as a possible English translation, and freerunning’s subsequent philosophical/applicational split from parkour proper. The split necessitated a linguistic distinction between the two disciplines, handily already present via the inital borrowing of "parkour" into English.
That "parkour" is a borrowed noun is significant, because English typically doesn’t zero-convert/verbify borrowed words. Support for this notion has already been given in previous posts with the examples "ballet" (also French), and "karate" (Japanese).
In French, the expression would be "faire du parkour"=to do parkour. French applies the verb "faire" (to do) to many, many physical activities. It’s simply a characteristic of the language:
faire du bateau=to go boating
faire de la planche a voile=to windsurf
faire du roller en ligne=to rollerblade
faire du ski=to ski (although skier is also used as a single verb)
faire du cheval/de l’equitation=to go horseback riding/to ride horses
…etc.
So since "parkour" is a noun, verbified in French by means of a "faire construction" ("to do" construction), borrowed into English, which typically resists zero-converting borrowed words, we have no other choice but to say "to do/practice parkour" in English.
It is conceivable that in the future, English will zero-convert parkour into a verb; but in general that will depend much on whether it gains wide acceptance among English speech communities (to me, personally, it just sounds wrong, but that may be because I also speak French).
It is unlikely that French will verbify "parkour" for two reasons: one, because it is already in wide use with a faire construction, and two, because the noun "parkour" itself derived from the French verb "parcourir,"=to run across or through. So the verb "parkourir" is already taken (phonetically); "parkourer" might take root, but it’s unlikely. The root verb is "courir"=to run; part of a specific verb class (-IR verbs like dormir), and although most verbification in French classifies verbs in the -ER verb class (the most common verb class), it is highly irregular/unlikely for a verb to "jump classes" like that.
So there you also have an actual linguistic explanation, and you probably also think I’m a huge nerd… which I am.
B.A., Linguistics, University of Wisconsin, 1998
*bows*

If you would like, you can read the entire forum here.

Bibliography

Alissa J. Bratz. (June 19, 2007). How to use the word parkour. In American Parkour Forums. Retrieved July 31, 2009, from http://www.americanparkour.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=fb7f726327a07b5722893daeffcbbafc&topic=885.msg57802#msg57802.

–Jerry W. Stewart

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Album: Jigsaw
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Jung Typology Test Results

Your Type is: INTJ

Qualitative analysis of your type formula:

• moderately expressed introvert
• distinctively expressed intuitive personality
• moderately expressed thinking personality
• slightly expressed judging personality

Links:

• INTJ type description by D.Keirsey
• INTJ Identify Your Career with Jung Career Indicator™
• INTJ type description by J. Butt and M.M. Heiss
• Maximizing Your Study Environment from Keirsey
• The above links describe my personality type in greater depth and provide some interesting tidbits. I’m going to share with you some of the ones that stuck out most to me.

• Here’s an Excerpt of Keirsey’s Analysis of a Mastermind:

• “Masterminds are rare, comprising no more than, say, one percent of the population, and they are rarely encountered outside their office, factory, school, or laboratory. Although they are highly capable leaders, Masterminds are not at all eager to take command, preferring to stay in the background until others demonstrate their inability to lead. Once they take charge, however, they are thoroughgoing pragmatists. Masterminds are certain that efficiency is indispensable in a well-run organization, and if they encounter inefficiency-any waste of human and material resources-they are quick to realign operations and reassign personnel. Masterminds do not feel bound by established rules and procedures, and traditional authority does not impress them, nor do slogans or catchwords. Only ideas that make sense to them are adopted; those that don’t, aren’t, no matter who thought of them. Remember, their aim is always maximum efficiency.”

An Excerpt From Keirsey’s Suggestions on Maximizing My Study Area:

“Masterminds (INTJ) care a bit more about their environment than Architects do, but once they are deep in a project, they can be even more concentrated and focused. The main thing a Mastermind wants is lots of uninterrupted time. They will skip meals, classes, even dates as they pursue the completion of a project.”

An Excerpt From Keirsey’s Finding Your Passion:

“The Mastermind (INTJ) is very focused as well, but more on an internal vision. They are good at solving problems and like to work on tough intellectual puzzles. They are often led into technical positions such as scientific researcher, design engineer, environmental planner. The developing field of genetics benefits from their intensity as does the field of medicine. In education they are most often found at the college and university level. In the professions, they may be a lawyer, a business analyst, or strategic planner. Some have a strong artistic/creative bent and may become an artist, inventor, or designer. Whatever they do, they do it with intensity. Says Kim, “I am constantly teaching myself something new in order to solve the problems that I encounter. My husband leaves me alone when he sees that I am caught in what he calls my “Thinking Time.” I’m unwinding knots even in my sleep.”

My decent into narcissism is drawing to a close. I hope you’ve enjoyed my results. I’m interested in yours. Go take the test here and post your results in the comments.

–Jerry W. Stewart